Monstrology

Sphinxes! With Margaret Hild.

Will and Madryn survey the Sphinx! We look at the Egyptian and Greek history of this mighty monster, and its evolution into the winged inquisitor we know today. Then we look at the sphinxes appearances in pop culture, from riddling literature, to D&D variants, and the great gaming beyond! Finally, we’re joined by The Librarian (Margaret Hild), guardian of The Lost Library of Alexandria. We test the boundary of her friendship, find out if she’s predator or pal, check in on the sphinx cult, and attempt to gain entry to the library by answering some mind-melting riddles!

Creature Feature: The Matrix Franchise!

Will and Madryn enter The Matrix in another special edition Creature Feature!
First, we unpack the potential simulations of our lives, plug into the Wachowskis influences for this iconic intellectual/action franchise, and rank our favourite Matrix films. Then we talk about our fav performances, quotes, and world-bending moments. Finally, no creature feature is complete without our Best Kill and Top 3 Creatchie (Robot) Awards! Take the red pill, dial in, and see how far this rabbit hole goes!

Mermaids! With Brandon Knox.

Will and Madryn go for a deep dive with Mermaids! We look at the mythical, medieval, and mystical origins of the mermaid, and break down how we got from sea foam to this prolific modern monster. Then we wade through the seas of mermaid pop culture, from peak Tom Hanks performances, to treasure hunting companions. Finally, we’re joined by Nixious (Brandon Knox) who tells us about integrating plastic into merfolk design, speaking in barely audible bubbles, his slick stank, human lurking, and how Mermaids sleep.

Baba Yaga & Other Hags! With Mona Hillis.

Will and Madryn head into the woods of Baba Yaga and other Hags!
We study the haggardly history of this epic unrestrained feminist icon. Master of destiny, or Slavic sociopath? Terrifying trio, or the solo solution to life’s deepest problems? Time will tell. These old crones also make many appearances in pop culture, jumping through Shakespearian seances, witchy TV, family fare, and endless role playing campaigns. Finally, we’re joined by Svetlana (Mona Hillis) who tells us about her incredible house, her lizard beer, dream riding, travel times, and respectful hag terminology. Have A Great Summer!

Creature Feature: Dungeons and Dragons!

Will and Madryn level up and go for an adventure in Dungeons and Dragons, in this special edition Creature Feature! We talk through the basics of the game, and the history of this epic tabletop experience. From Gary Gygax’s influences, to satanic panic, and the great digital gaming beyond! We also look at our fav pop culture, their best quotes, our top moments, top kills, and of course, we give out our Creatchie Awards! Grab your snacks, and get out your lucky dice, it’s time to get lost in the world of D&D!

Mummies! With Brianna Love.

Will and Madryn make magic with Mummies! We look at the history of these romantic bandage monsters, and the evolution of their curse. Then we go on an adventure through pop culture, featuring Boris Karloff, Brendan Fraser, and one epic throwback music video. Finally we’re joined by ABA (Brianna Love), a mummy mummy who unwraps their past after waking up in a warehouse, and discovering their jarred organs, burial jewels, hot bean water, and a potentially world ending undead power.

The Monstrology Mailbox Returns... Again!

Will and Madryn open the Monstrology Mailbox for the third time! We kick things off with a scorching hot game of “hot or not,” and then dive into YOUR questions from the human and monster communities. Ever wanted to know which monster resembles our ex or co-worker? Or where aliens should park for first contact? This is the episode for YOU!

Trolls! With Gordon Harper.

Will and Madryn talk Trolls! We study the history of this classic creature, and its many geological variants, from common bridge dwelling delinquents to giant Jötnars. Then we look at the deep impact Trolls have had on pop culture, including Troll-hunters, wizard fighters, song singers, internet instigators, god fighters, and more! Finally, we’re joined by Trollman Domingo (Gordon Harper) who shows off his landscapes, and discusses light sensitivity, his usual diet, and whether he would do a Spider-Man bridge painting commission for a bag of travel jewels.

Bloody Mary! A Monstrology Special with 5-Timer Christopher Seeney and Corey Palmer.

Will and Madryn bring Bloody Mary to the pod for a very special episode! We look at her gruesome origins, freaky folklore, and the star-making pop culture she inspired. Then we summon Bloody Mary herself (5-Timer Christopher Seeney), who tells us about her place in hell, and her favourite pre-death activity, before we throw her a big party in the Monstrology bunker! With appearances by Nick Vardolos the half minotaur half vampire bloodhorn, King Blob, Snow the yeti, and Andy Faris Schwarzenegger Pratt the dinosaur (all played by Chris), plus Eddie the vampire clown and Biggie the bigfoot (Corey Palmer) swing by. Get your cocktails and Pajamas ready, there’s a lot going on in the bathroom… This is a fun one!

Creature Feature: Monsters at the Oscars!

Will and Madryn celebrate our favourite Oscar-nominated horror films and monsters in this special edition Creature Feature!
We talk about horror’s showing at the 2025 Academy Awards (including a win for The Substance!), what the academy looks for in a horror movie, and the iconic snubs they left behind. Then we go through our top 5 horror films, our top 5 monsters, and our honorary mentions that didn’t quite make the cut.
Walk the bloody red carpet with us, get your minds untwisted and turned, and prepare your desert islands, the real awards season starts now!